I'm gonna shoot straight with you. There may be nothing on earth that your body needs more than a wooden laser etched tweet of your choosing. Seriously. You think I'm joking and using funny marketing jujitsu on you, but I'm not. You objectively need this in your life.
Tweets are a magnifying glass into the hearts of mankind and what better way to get a glimpse than to obtain this piece of folklore?
Simply send a link to the tweet you'd like etched (it can be any public tweet in all the land) and we'll use lasers and fire and smoke and magic to permanently etch that tweet in to a beautiful piece of basswood plywood.
Each tweet comes with a lovely wooden stand. You don't have to use it, but you know...optionality.
All tweets are 7 inches wide and roughly 3-6 inches tall, depending on the length and contents of the tweet.
NOTE: Previous versions included the profile photo. That's no longer the case.