Build your own artisan lasered tweets

What do you want your tweet on?

Build your own artisan lasered tweets

What tweet would you like to use?

Desk Sign

Each tweet comes with a lovely wooden stand. You don't have to use it, but you know...optionality.

All tweets are 7 inches wide and 4 inches tall.

NOTE: Due to size and technology limitations, we're not able to etch the photos or emojis in tweets. We can modify any tweet to remove photos or emojis, though. If you have any questions about what's possible, just email us: hello@lasertweets.co.

Build your own artisan lasered tweets

What tweet would you like to use?

Wall Sign

This wooden etched tweet is exactly like the smaller version but...giant.

It's 11 inches tall & 19 inches wide, or approximately 1 by 1.5 bald eagles, for folks outside the U.S.

The tweet comes with a built-in mounting bracket so you can hang it literally anywhere that's capable of having things hung. hunged? hanged? hungeded?

NOTE: Due to size and technology limitations, we're not able to etch the photos or emojis in tweets. We can modify any tweet to remove photos or emojis, though. If you have any questions about what's possible, just email us: hello@lasertweets.co.

Build your own artisan lasered tweets

What tweets would you like to use?

Coaster Set

I'm gonna shoot straight with you. There may be nothing on earth that your body needs more than a set of wooden laser etched tweets of your choosing. Seriously. You think I'm joking and using funny marketingjujitsu on you, but I'm not. You objectively need this in your life.

Tweets are a magnifying glass into the hearts of mankind and what better way to get a glimpse than to obtain this piece of folklore?

Simply send the links to the tweets you'd like etched (it can be any public tweet in all the land) and we'll use lasers and fire and smoke and magic to permanently etch those tweets in to four beautiful basswood plywood coasters.

Here are the specs on these...

  • Laser cut & etched in high quality basswood
  • Coasters: 3.6" × 3.6"
  • Coaster Base: 4.6" × 3.2"
  • Made in the freaking US of A

NOTE: Due to size and technology limitations, we're not able to etch the photos or emojis in tweets. We can modify any tweet to remove photos or emojis, though. If you have any questions about what's possible, just email us: hello@lasertweets.co.