Ever wonder how God created animals? A handful of folks on Twitter happen to be privy to that very thing and have enlightened us on how everything from raccoons to emus were created!
You can now set your favorite beverage right smack on top of those tweets with this set of How God Created Animals Tweet Wooden Coasters!
Set #2 contains these four tweets:
- "[god, creating platypuses] I’m feeling sad today. Put a duck head on literally anything, nothing matters"
- "[god making bats] GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot"
- "[god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. “Come on God, what–” Make its puke delicious. “WTF.”"
- "[god making an emu] how about you just take that pile of hay and give it legs i’m gonna go on a smoke break"
Here are the specs on these amazing bits of internet lore...
- Laser cut & etched in high quality basswood
- Coasters: 3.6" × 3.6"
- Coaster Base: 4.6" × 3.2"
- Made in the freaking US of A