Ever wonder how God created animals? A handful of folks on Twitter happen to be privy to that very thing and have enlightened us on how everything from raccoons to emus were created!
You can now set your favorite beverage right smack on top of those tweets with this set of How God Created Animals Tweet Wooden Coasters!
Set #1 contains these four tweets:
- "[God creating spiders] “Make it have 8 legs” Seems excessive but ok “And 8 eyes” You need to calm down a li- “Give it a butt rope”"
- "[god creating the turtle] Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet."
- "When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You’re both now."
- "[god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag"
Here are the specs on these amazing bits of internet lore...
- Laser cut & etched in high quality basswood
- Coasters: 3.6" × 3.6"
- Coaster Base: 4.6" × 3.2"
- Made in the freaking US of A